Monday, June 29, 2009

A nice way to end AthFest weekend

With a new Shanism!

Me: Shane! The biggest roach I have ever seen in my life is in our closet. Please come kill it.
Shane: It it's one of those really big ones it's not a roach...it's a pimento bug.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Correct answer: four years!

Friend: "So, how long have you and Michelle been dating?"

Shane: "March!"

Friday, May 22, 2009

This week in Shane quotes.

Shane, talking to his mom on the phone after I made a pot roast: "Yeah, Michelle made a really good roast in the slow crocker."

Talking to friends about movies:
Friend: "He was in the Basketball Diaries... You've never heard of that?"
Shane: "Basketball diaries? I don't like sports!"