shane and i were watching this absurd made for tv drama that involved a hostage crisis in some rich dude's home. despite absurd amounts of security equipment and technology, three douchebag kids were able to basically stroll right in. and, of course, rich dude happens to leave a safe full of cash open. anyway, the final straw came when a button was pushed and the whole house became blockaded transformer-style by these massive gates.
me: that is ridiculous.
shane: not even ed mcmahon has a house like that!
haha! what? of all celebrities in the world, shane uses ed mcmahon as a metaphor for extravagance. didn't he just file for bankruptcy?