Tuesday, August 26, 2008

GO MICHELLE!

How can I get one of those big blue "Michelle" signs that were in the audience at the Democratic Convention last night when Michelle Obama spoke?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

"bill gates" is the name you're looking for..

shane and i were watching this absurd made for tv drama that involved a hostage crisis in some rich dude's home. despite absurd amounts of security equipment and technology, three douchebag kids were able to basically stroll right in. and, of course, rich dude happens to leave a safe full of cash open. anyway, the final straw came when a button was pushed and the whole house became blockaded transformer-style by these massive gates.

me: that is ridiculous.
shane: not even ed mcmahon has a house like that!


haha! what? of all celebrities in the world, shane uses ed mcmahon as a metaphor for extravagance. didn't he just file for bankruptcy?



Sunday, August 17, 2008

shaniac

i haven't been recording shanisms for a while. here's a recap of some recent faves:

dan: man, i am so hungry
shane: we've got some peanuts
dan: oh yeah, i need check my fridge
shane: THERE'S NO PEANUTS IN REFRIGERATORS!

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shane: "it's raining cats and balls!"

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shane: "10 times out of 11 we go to kroger"

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shane: i am older than you guys! i watched different stuff than you
me and eli: yeah, right! just four years.
shane: DO YOU REMEMBER NINJA TURTLES? NO.